zeldathemes

omgsolas:

so this dialouge happened with Solas and all I can think of is

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almost-a-hero:

suburbsclone:

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

SHIT I CANT GO BACK TO PRISON IVE ALREADY DONE MY TIME

killyouranxiety:

carbinks:

sick

[Vine of a maltese puppy riding a skateboard with heavy pop music playing in background.]

spookyphoque:

stop for just one second.

think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.

and now take a moment to realize that they’re lizards. all of them. they were all reptilians in disguise

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davidmalki:

prozdvoices:

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camels suck

Original comic from David Malki’s Wondermark

You can get monthly personal voice requests from me through my Patreon

SO GOOD

advantages of eggs with arms

burrgerking:

- they would not roll off flat surfaces

- i can fight them

idratherbein-outerspace:

ffsshh:

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

I love this. So much.

thelavellanclan:

lychizzle:

Hey heres another dragon age joke for ya

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Solas slightly approves

Solas slightly approves… Who?

[Solas greatly approves]

glitterweave:

drunktrophywife:

I’m a train wreck but in a cute way

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talesofthestarshipregeneration:

bedlamsbard:

riteofswing:

ultrafacts:

(Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts

2000 years later: “The strange glyphs appearing on gravestones from the early 21st century onward remain a mystery. These astoundingly complex patterns (no two exactly the same) have been found on many other 21st century artifacts, and are believed to have religious significance. Recovered images suggest they were probably sacred to the ancient North American god, Apple, and were meant to ensure that the departed would continue to be financially successful in the afterlife.”

As an archaeologist I can confirm that that is pretty much exactly what will happen in the future.

*dissolves into giggles*

keelahsomethigh:

wait a diddly darn second

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DOES THAT SAY

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PLS JESUS